Just Looking

This is where the women just don’t understand us men! We are just looking! I know for a fact that women look too, they just don’t get caught. How the hell do they do that!? Hey, if I was James Bond, I’d be cool enough where I wouldn’t have to look, they’d be looking at me!… after all, we all want to be sexy. That’s what the man’s mid life crisis is all about. We want to be a young sexy super stud, so we go out and buy a stylish sports car, wear trendy clothes that…