Okay, some of you ‘faint of heart’ types may want to stop reading about now because it’s going to get ugly! What’s up with some guys in the bathroom?! It seems like they just have to make it a point to make some loud noise; farts, big plops, etc. It’s…

Hey, so you’re not as young as you were before! Who cares? Mid life crises? It happens. If you really feel the need to buy those bikini underwear like I mentioned before, don’t just surprise your spouse with them one day. You may want to let them ease into seeing…

One of the most important things in life is having friends. They are an important addition to the one that you will spend the rest of your life with. Hey, if that someone special kicks you out, you have to crash on someone’s couch! You should make a lot of…

I’ve always thought kids were cool; they are so cute! You can spend thousands and get the cutest clothes for them and then the next week they’re naked again! Kids just grow too damn fast to buy a shirt that cost 25 bucks! My shirts don’t cost that much! I…

This is where the women just don’t understand us men! We are just looking! I know for a fact that women look too, they just don’t get caught. How the hell do they do that!? Hey, if I was James Bond, I’d be cool enough where I wouldn’t have to…

Okay, let’s talk about death. In my mind, this is the worst Damn thing that could happen to those of us living. Not that we die but that someone we love dies. The reason why I say that is because it only really affects the people who are left behind…

Hey, a four letter word, how appropriate! Who likes to work? Not me. I’d rather be doing whatever I want to do every day! If I wanted to go hunting with my younger brother Steve, tear apart computer (and attempt to put it back together) with my older brother Billy…

I am an officer in the United States military but it didn’t start out to be that way. My original plan was much simpler and I had one simple objective… get out! That’s right, I just wanted to leave my hometown (Sitka, Alaska) and do something. I said what the…

That’s right — the land of the free, home of the brave and the greatest country on the planet! But how is the American dream going for you?! Are you where you want to be financially, emotionally, and in all other areas of your life? I believe that we all…